Top 10 Cheapest Ways to Fake Big Boobs

 

8. Chicken Cutlets

A long-time method that women have used to successfully give themselves a bit of a cleavage boost has been the chicken cutlet. Giving women a more natural appearance than say stuffing their top with tissue, these little guys tuck neatly into any bra or bathing suit.

The only downfall to these guys is that the likeliness of the cutlet falling out causing lifelong embarrassment is like 50/50. And in the ocean or pool it drastically increases to 90%. These are real statistics.
Luckily in these moments, the men are always clueless.